Matt and I were walking around today after breakfast, and I had to go to the bathroom. Luckily, there was a nearby public restroom. I walked in, and three sets of eyes looked up at me. My initial reaction was, “Whoops, men’s toilet.” But then, I quickly realized that it was three old ladies with short hair. One spot was left in the middle of the bunch, but I was not bold enough to claim it, even for a quick pee. Thankfully, around the hutong areas, public toilets are somewhat plentiful. A few minutes later we came to another. I cautiously entered; it was happily deserted. And there were partitions betweens the squatters. With all the hubbub about the Olympics coming to town, Matt and I have been wondering what new sport is being added. Public pooping perhaps?